I have finally found God
After years of searching I finally found God.
He was in that closet in the basement behind some old clothes. I didn’t look there before ’cause I was scared there might be spiders.
Now it’s OUR turn. I call dibs on that old refrigerator in the back yard. Hurry, he just started counting . . .
Yogurting Dance
I was reading someones youtube comment about the dancing to the intro of the Yogurting game and I thought to myself, “that’s the stupidest things to do.”
So I went and did it anyway. Here’s two attempts of embarrassment. Enjoy!
PS: Don’t try this at home!
$750,000 Computer
Well its a little more than $750,000, its exactly $751,067. The computer is called “Jupiter” where it has a platinum case studied with diamonds.
Jupiters little brother, “Mars” has a gold case also studied with diamonds but costs only $563,063. (both only sold in Japan 
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Would match well with my diamond toilet.
Mario in the real world
I came across this while posting a video on the frustration of playing the hardest level on Mario. It already has over 15 million views, perhaps you may have already seen it, but then theirs a chance you haven’t. At any rate, their are many Mario parodies out there, good and bad. This one is pretty good. Good enough to win the “Best Comedy of 2007″ on Youtube.
The parodyis about Mario and Peach wanted to move away from the world of Mario and start anew in the real world.
Breaking my ballz!
We have all met a time where we are frustrated, end of story.
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Good parodists, in my belief, should remain relevant in their subject matter. While there’ll always be time-honored conceptions for folks to fall back on for gags (ex.: politicians are dumb, celebrities are dumber, the American populance is dumbest), what seperates the weak from the strong in the field of humor-mongering is an ability to reflect the changing world.
Enter The Onion, the parody newspaper that almost never misses a beat in it’s fake coverage. Now that the current recession has laid waste to the print industry, we learn that even the parody paper has had to make certain concessions. The consequences have been absolutely positively hilarious.
Taking a laugh at Old Media in it’s darkest hour is ballsy and ought to be applauded, especially after having to swallow a fat slice of reality themselves.
Serious Sam Returns
You probably have never heard of this game, but that will change soon enough. Serious Sam is a classic first person shooter that defines the word insane. The series follows the adventures of hero Sam “Serious” Stone and his fight against the forces of the extraterrestrial overlord Notorious Mental who seeks to destroy humanity. This game is a three part series; The First Encounter, The Second Encounter, and Serious Sam II. Serious Sam II is actually the third game in the series, the first two games are widely considered to be two halves to one larger game, similar to Doom and Doom II.
The awards Serious Sam was given:
This game is not be taken seriously as Croteam purposely made it to make fun of games such as Doom and Duke Nukem. I’d say that’s about right. The lame jokes and a story that was thought up from a article that can be found in Weekly World News obviously appears to be done on purpose.
Croteam is widely known for making good looking games as well as making them fun, for cheap. The First Encounter was the first game in the series which had been in the making since 1996 and had a video showing its early game play in 2000. Developed by Croteam, The First Encounter was a demonstrator for their engine and this is the reason why some countries saw its initial release priced at less than half the value of other games in the genre.
This unfamiliar game made it to a bigger audience by bringing Serious Sam to the console. They weren’t on par with the PC version due to poor control schemes, but it did help make a profit.
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Now to the point, they officially announced the remaking of Serious Sam: The First Encounter with up to date graphics using the new Serious Engine 3 called Serious Sam HD. Majesco Entertainment will bring Serious Sam HD to the Xbox Live Arcade in late summer of 2009, with a PC release in the fall. The game will retail for 1200 Microsoft Points or $15USD and support 4 player online co-op.
The game looks very familiar to The First Encounter.
They didn’t mention any new game play, but I am curious if anything else has been done to the game besides new engine.
Rubberduckzilla
I never was a fan of water when I was a kid and I still don’t like it very much today. Perhaps this is my answer to my problems.
smoke that shit
Artist: Snoop Dogg
Song: “Vato”
Rating: D
Long since he started his professional career, the music of Snoop Dogg has long since been associated with incredibly terrible artwork.
Is beauty in the eye of the beholder? In this case, no. Not at all. Looking like a scrapped-up Flash animation that was rushed cuz the collaborating artists smoked way too much fucking weed trying to drum up inspiration, this just might be the worse Snoop Dogg video ever. The style is best described as an anime-inspired 20-dollar South Padre shirt brought to life. It moves along with the song quite but, c’mon Snoop, this looks like total shit. I am way too lazy to look up this video’s animators, but fifty bucks says certain family ties got them commisioned for this video.
Used Panties
You’d think that buying used underwear would be cheap right? What if the underwear was used by a cute high school girl? Yes, the Japanese have stalls where you can actually buy ”fresh” pre-worn high school girls underwear. They include the picture of the girl who wore the underwear to show that it wasn’t a chubby or ugly girl. It could also show just how “fresh” these girls are.
These go for 1,900 yen, or $19. Would you buy one, or at least consider it?
Image found from Dannychoo.
weird did it all go wrong
Artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic
Song: “Skipper Dan”
Rating: C
I have to assume that the perennial parodist known as “Weird Al” Yankovic has moved into a difficult stage in his life and here’s why: all of his music videos since “White & Nerdy”, each and every one, has been an animated collection. Now he’s being subjected to releasing singles online, including this depressing ditty about what happens when a person with stocky arms reach for their golden plate dreams.
I, one embittered fan, want back my classic live-action videos, not these flash animation atrocities. No, they’re not that bad- most are actually good (this video is decent, at best) and some kudos has to be awarded to Yankovic for extending a hand to the hard-working artists of the Internet, less they be sentenced to fifty years cranking out airline safety videos. On the other hand, leave the flash animation to the internets. I want my ALTV.
Maybe it’s just a case of “It’s only considered classic because you enjoyed it as a kid” syndrome, but I find certain older works outright phenomenal. Consider the career-spanning works of “I Lost On Jeopardy” (best moment @ 1:47), “Gump” (best moment @ 1:33) and “Amish Paradise” (best moment @ 2:50). The Weird Al movie was fucking funny too. Of course, there will always be a special place in my heart for “Fat” (particularly the line at 0:28). Yankovic is still fairly funny in his songs, but the Al I know and loved wore jherri curls and uncle-glasses and did the live action videos like a good entertainment industry peon.
The Cleaning Crew
Artist: Black Moth Super Rainbow
Song: “Sun Lips”
Rating: A
I’m not going to give away the theme for this video. It’s one of those types that treats you real well after about 45 seconds of viewing. You know the type; you watch with patient observance, notice a pattern and feel all the smarter for it. I appreciate videos like that. They make me feel clever.
Beyond that, animal ghosts are fucking hilarious.
You can do better…
Dance Dance Revolution, Guitar Hero, and Rockband are games that require a vast sense of focusing on many colorful objects scrolling from one direction to the other. It can be diffcult, but it’s not impossible. When you play at an extremely hard level, song or whatever on the hardest difficulty just to see how ridiculous it can get, you say to yourself “wow how is that possible?” Well we have videos to prove it. Enjoy
The sweet screaming of children
Artist: MGMT
Song: “Kids“
Rating: A-
This is a pretty good music video. The mushheads known as MGMT are some of the biggest indie stars out there, and from written reports, they really don’t need “Time To Pretend” that they’re rockstars. And being that rockstars break taboos, MGMT has gone above and beyond fucking everything in their path fostering helium addictions; they’re traumatizing children. Fuck, they’re traumatizing me.
And from the looks of it, they’re doing a pretty damn good job. This video is above and beyond bizarre and by opening with that goofy Mark Twain quote, well, I guess they’re making a statement about the seriousness of music videos. I’m glad someone has finally found the way. Best of luck to that kid in milking his trauma for all that it’s worth.
Also, one should take note that this is the “official” MGMT music video, but since they their damn time in pumping it out, someone went ahead and made an decent one that looks like a real video and has millions and millions of views. Way to go guys.
Pangya!
Ever have a game that was so much fun it was ridiculous? How about if that game happened to be a really bad reviewed game and considerably “under-rated” in your eyes? Im sure you have. It happens to me all the time. Perhaps because I actually try out the badly reviewed games.
Super Swing Golf is the perfect example. It was rated average to poor, but through my eyes I see it was a perfect 9.6. Ever since I got the hang of this game, I cannot stop playing it. It has it’s moments of frustration, but that’s easily dissapated overtime. Not much else to say other than it’s great gameplay and semi-realistic golfing style makes it worthwhile. I’ll admit that most Wii games are REALLY bad, but this one should be given at least a try.
Their also appears to be a free MMO called “Pangya”. I tried it out and it’s pretty much the same other than the fact that you level up and play online with other people. Note: I’m really good at this game, but when I played my first match online, I got pwned. Everyone was at their 13th hole and I was still at hole 7. I had a score of -4, first place had -13. I deleted the game and went back to playing the Wii version (as seen below).
Lolita Complex
Its been on my mind for some time now and has been quite bothersome . It started when I saw a video that researched the growing culture of the Lolita Complex in Japan. But before I continue, what is Lolita Complex?
Lolita complex in short is Lolicon. Japanese describe it as an attraction to young girls. In other areas, its refereed to a story of under-aged childlike female characters that are depicted in an erotic manner. For example, the western’s definition of Lolicon refers to anime or manga that contains sexual or erotic portrayals of prebuscent or childlike characters.
So, what is the difference between pedophilia and Lolita? Theirs no direct answer for that. It’s all a matter of opinion. All that we know is that lolita refers to ”the interest in young girls and only girls”, while their is a term for an interest in young boys (shotacon), it really doesn’t differentiate the meaning between the two words. I hate to say it, but their really doesn’t seem to be any difference at all!
This is where I realized something,
Why was it that almost all the anime shows have characters that are in high school, look young, have high pitch voices, over-exaggerated body proportions to the point of perfection, and a personality of a 10 year old? One answer, Lolita Complex. It doesn’t end there. In the real world, actual girls as young as 10 years old are becoming idols by wearing bikinis and posing in somewhat awkward positions. These are sold in DVD’s and magazines! The video below will tell everything for you.
Is it wrong to like young girls? Does it lead to rape incidents? So many questions, so little answers.
Anime eyes
I came across a site that makes custom contact lenses appear similar to those from Naruto and Code Geass. Very cool idea for those who have boring ring of muscle fibers located behind the cornea and in front of the lens, which I do (I am talking about the iris btw). Mine are dark brown and could use some flare. If your interested in these lenses, then just be aware the price. We are talking $100 to $200 for one contact. BUT before you can spend the $400, you will need an eye exam to measure the size of your iris, sight visibility, and know if it’s ok for your eyes to wear such lenses.
Too much work and money for me, but maybe someday. See more lenses HERE
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Tales From The Crapt
Artist: Kasabian
Video: “Vlad The Impaler”
Rating: B+
I know shit. I literally know shit – I can tell if something sucks, whether it’s a film, TV show, music. I’ve developed a type of internal “shit indicator”, giving me the innate ability to determine a factor of terribleness usually just by holding the product, viewing the movie poster or giving a glimpse to the cover art. This ability was developed over years of exposure to some of man’s most atrocious films ever set to celluloid. Of course, mankind’s most vile generally belong to the horror film genre. Mike D will attest; he’s witnessed a fair share of abominations at my side.
Perhaps that’s why this video from the U.K.’s latest album hits home in all the right places with its little homages to shitty horror movies: Italian director, slightly grainy film, ultra-cheap set, the pasty-faced bowl cut villain with a ridiculous weapon. It’s almost as if Kasabian titled their track with the intent of churning out a throwback to the golden age of shitty horror flicks. Especially the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it special effect. You’ll know what I’m talking about it when you see it. You’ll know.
Guys are… pretty?
I’ll be honest and say that I have no idea how to write this, but I do have a video to help me describe whats exactly going on.
What we have here is a Japanese game that involves guys dressing up as girls, to make them as attractive as possible. The prettier, sexier, and the more convincing the better. Looking more in depth, the person holding a random sign is the “girls” girlfriend or wife. Also, they show an original picture of what the guy looks like in the real world. A number of judges rate the “girl” from 1 to 5 (5 being the highest). From what I’ve seen, some of these guys can really pull it off and it’s quite scary how much they can look like a woman.
What bothers me the most is that the host keeps checking the crotch area. Talk about awkward.
Vanguard Princess
Im not a huge fan of fighting games, but when you add “free” and “anime chicks” then it’s a whole different story. Vanguard Princess is the perfect fighting game for those who enjoy un-natural boob bouncing and hot babes battling it out for some reason. The sprites are smooth, easy on the eyes and after watching a video I had to downloaded it myself to give it a whirl. So I recorded myself losing on normal difficulty. I still don’t know the buttons because everything is in Japanese. After toying with most of the characters, my all time favorite will have to be the girl with the two guns.
Download it HERE and click the blue button it should download after you accept the ActivX panel.
After you have downloaded the file and extracted, their steps to be made in order for this to work:
1. Path to game must contain only Latin chars.
2. Rename folder ヴァンガードプリンセス to anything else (”vanpri” for example)
3. Rename ヴァンガードプリンセス.exe to vanpri.exe
4. Rename ヴァンガードプリンセス.kgt to vanpri.kgt
Then you must have AppLocale open the vanpri.exe file, which can be found HERE, then you should be able to start the game!
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